Mr. Bush was presented with the following question:
Iraq is a serious threat to the United States because:
a) Saddam Hussein has ties to Al Qaeda
b) they have weapons of mass destruction and the means to deliver them
c) they are mistreating and oppressing their citizens

George W II has tried all three answers and will probably write in another answer to the American people. Just watch and wait. Honestly, a week and a half ago I heard that we had gone to war. I wasn’t really surprised, I figured we were going to kick their asses for breaking U.N. resolutions. Then I heard it was called: Operation Iraqi Freedom. I was shocked. What kind of name is that for a war against weapons of mass destruction. Now it had become a peacekeeping type operation to liberate the people of Iraq? Come on, GW2, you’ve been kidding with us for a while, but seriously how dumb did your professors at Andover tell you we were? My only hope is that our superior army and technology will keep too many of our good men and women from dying for a blueblood’s need for payback.

God, please watch over our troops. I have friends among them.