Hopefully, everyone who reads this has heard of Halo, the Xbox game. What a great game!
Well some really talented players/artists have made a movie in the Halo game. It’s really impressive to see it. I’m just in awe of how skilled and ingenious it was to have done. There have been some videos before of people beating levels of Quake 3 and half-life, but this is the first that I actually watched and liked. As of this writing there are 9 episodes of Red Vs Blue, but with an estimated 22 episodes in total I’ve got something to look forward to for weeks to come.
Here’s their synopsis of the series:
In the time between the Covenant invasion of the outer planets ( Halo ) and the subsequent alien invasion of Earth ( Halo 2 ), there was a brief period of civil war among the human marines. Places like Sidewinder, Derelict and Chiron TL34 were the sites of fierce battles where red and blue warriors fought for control of mankind's future. The Blood Gulch Chronicles tell the story of the men stationed in a desolate outpost as they fight for control of the universe's most strategic dry creek bed in the middle of a box canyon.
January 17th, 2004 at 4:33 pm
i really like the storyline of red vs blue.but GRIFF isn’t getting enough funny quotes ,see,he’s my favorite character.i personally think he needs to get a little more “recognition.”later…
justin
January 21st, 2004 at 2:03 pm
I have heard so many good things about red vs blue but i cant find the first episodes anywhere they start on episode 6 on the red vs blue site!! if u know where i can download all of them then i would appreciat it alot.
March 1st, 2004 at 4:58 pm
Red Vs. Blue is awesome! Caboose is my favorite Character, And for the guy about me, I don’t think there is a place to get all of the RvB episodes at once, because at the RvB site they’re doin 3 of last seasons every week, so um, I dunno what to tell ya, I’ve got all of them tho, so I might be able to somehow get them to you..
March 9th, 2004 at 1:26 pm
Caboose is the best. end of story.
March 9th, 2004 at 1:31 pm
psycho go to google type in red vs blue and then go to the second one from the bottom you should find them there
March 25th, 2004 at 1:49 pm
All Episodes:
http://www.uvm.edu/~pzahn/RvB/Redvsblue.html
They are missing PSA #2, and another PSA I have, but I’m not sure if it’s made by the same people. But anyways, they have all of the episodes, including the original episode #0. Episode #0 is on QuickTime, the rest are with DivX, which can be played on Windows Media Player, so make sure that you have the latest update with DivX or else you will only receive sound.
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Sergeant: Could you put that in a memo and entitle it ‘Shit I already know!?
April 2nd, 2004 at 2:11 pm
Church is the best. Singlehandedly. No arguements.lol
April 7th, 2004 at 12:36 am
Damnit, I can’t find PSA#2…
Arghh I need help to find it…
But the whole series is very funny…
April 12th, 2004 at 4:24 pm
Red Vs. Blue is the best.
Let me quote to all of u episode 1-
S means Simmons
G means Grif
Sg means sarge
C means Church
T means Tucker
S - Hey
G - Ya
S - Why are we out here
G- I don’t know, it’s one of those life-long questions, why are we here. Are we a product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God who has a plan for us and everything. I don’t know man, but it keeps me up at night.
S - WHAT!! I mean why are we out here, in this canyon.
G- Oh, Uh i don’t know.
S- What was all that stuff about God.
G- O ummm nothing.
S- You wanna talk about it.
G-No
S- Ya sure
G- Ya
S-But seriously dude, why are we out here. The way I see it, we’re in the middle of a box canyon, no way in or out and the only reason we set up a red base over here is because they have a blue base over there and the only reason they have a blue base over there is because we have a red base over here.
G-Ya, thats because we’re fighting each other.
S- No but say we were to pull out today and they were to come take our base, then they would have 2 bases in the middle of a box canyon. Whoop-de-f@#$in-do
G-Whats up with that anyway. I mean, i came down here to fight some aliens. Next thing I know, Master Cheif blows up the whole covenant armada and I’m stuck out here in the middle of nowwhere fightin a bunch of blue guys.
(Now it goes to Tucker and Church spying on the red base)
T-What are they doin?
C-WHAT!
T-I said what are they doin now.
C-God D@#$ I’m gettin so sick of answerin that question.
T-Hey you have the F@#$in rifle. I can’t see sh#$ so don’t bi@#$ at me cuz i’m not goin to just sit up here and play with my di@# all day.
C-Ok OK look. There just standing there and talking. Thats all they ever do is just stand there and talk. Thats what they were doin last week. Thats what they were doin when you asked me 5 minutes ago. So 5 minutes from now, when you ask me, what they’re doin, my answer’s goin to be, there still just talkin and there still just standin there.
T-What are they talking about?
C-You know what, i f@#$in hate you.
(it goes back to the red base)
G-Talk about a waste of resources. I mean, we should be out there finding new and more intelligent forms of life. Ya know, fight them.
S-Ya no sh%@, thats why they should put us in charge.
Sg.- LADIES!! FRONT AND CENTER ON THE DOUBLE!!!
S - ah f$%&! YES SIR!
April 21st, 2004 at 10:05 am
GO RED! BLUE SUCKS!
April 22nd, 2004 at 10:36 am
If we are going to do quotes… pretty much the entire episode #2 is amazing… here’s the majority of it:
Red Army:
Sergeant: Gentlemen, this is the M-12-LRV, I like to call it the warthog.
Griff: Why warthog sir?
Sergeant: Because M-12-LRV is too hard to say in conversation son
Griff: No, but why “Warthog?” I mean, it doesn’t really look like a pig.
Sergeant: Say that again.
Griff: I think it looks more like a puma.
Sergeant: What in the Sam Hell is a puma?
Simmons: Uh, you mean like the shoe company?
Griff: No, like a puma, it’s a big cat; like a lion.
Sergeant: You’re making that up.
Griff: I’m telling you, it’s a real animal
Sergeant: Simmons, I want you to poison Giff’s next meal.
Simmons: Yes Sir!
Sergeant: Look, see these two toe hooks, they look like tusks, and what kind of animal has tusks?
Griff: A walrus?
Sergeant: Didn’t I just tell you to stop making up animals?
Blue Army:
Tucker: What is that thing?
Church: (looking through a snipper riffle) I donno man, it looks like, uh, some kind of car down there. We better get back to base and report it.
Tucker: A car? How come they get a car?
Church: What are you complaining about man? We’re about to get a tank in the very next drop!
Tucker: You can’t pick up chicks in a tank!
Church: Oh, you know what you could b!tch about anything, couldn’t you? We’re gonna get a tank, and you’re worried about chicks! What chicks are we gonna pick up man?! Right! And secondly, how are you gonna pick up chicks in a car that looks like that!?
Tucker: What kind of car is it?
Church: I donno, I’ve never seen a car like that before, looks like a uh, like a big cat of some kind.
Tucker: What? Like a puma?
Church: Yeah man, there ya go.
Red Army:
Sergeant: So unless anybody has anymore mythical creatures to suggest as a name for the new vehicle, we’re gonna stick with “The Warthog” how about it Griff?
Griff: No sir, no more suggestions
Sergeant: Are you sure? How about big foot?
Griff: That’s okay.
Sergeant: Unicorn?
Griff: No, really, uh, I’m cool.
Sergeant: Sasquatch?
Simmons: Leprechaun?
Griff: Hey, he doesn’t need to help man
Sergeant: Phoenix?
Griff: Oh, Christ
Sergeant: Hey Simmons, what’s the name of that Mexican lizard that eats all the goats?
Simmons: Uh, that would be the Chupacabra Sir!
Sergeant: Hey Griff, Chupathingy how about that? I like it, got a ring to it!
– Also episode #5 –
Church: Me and Tucker will go through the teleporter, and cut him off at the pass! Tucker, you ready?
Tucker: There is no way I’m going through that thing.
Church: Tucker, we don’t have time for this! Why would they give us a teleporter if doesn’t work?
Tucker: I don’t know! Why would they give us a tank that nobody could drive?
Church: We already tested the teleporter, remember?
Tucker: We threw rocks through it!
Church: And? So? The rocks came out the other side, didn’t they?
Tucker: Yeah, but they were all hot, and covered in black stuff.
Church: So this is what this is all about - you’re afraid of a little black stuff.
Tucker: Yes, I am. I am afraid of black stuff.
April 27th, 2004 at 3:15 am
red sux blue rules! anyways i too am writing on how good of series that revvsblue is. Oh and for all of u guys and gals, the easiest and best way is to become a sponser for the redvsblue. When u r a sponser u can get all of the episodes in hires and when the season they r in gets done they will send the dvd to ya for no charge.
May 19th, 2004 at 7:39 pm
If ANYONE can get me a download site for PSA 2, I will give them the URL of Episode 2 as well as every episode (only one PSA) to date. NOT LYING!
June 12th, 2004 at 2:16 am
I can’t believe you guys don’t know that PSA 2 IS FOR SPONSORS ONLY. Have you been hiding in a hole? I mean, come on, man…
August 7th, 2004 at 8:03 pm
its strange cuz no1 posted any of the sponsor videos on anysite, I WANT PSA 2! why cant sum1 put it on ur site or sumtin
August 11th, 2004 at 11:38 am
PSA 2 isn’t all that great anyway, I don’t see why it is such a big deal. it is 35 seconds long and it basically says that they aren’t releasing a video and caboose is cleaning the black crap off of tuckers armor. (unless of course I don’t have the right one… which that would suck and I want PSA 2 too!!!!!)