Comments on: Flood

By: hume

hume — Tue, 13 May 2003 23:26:02 +0000

by the way, have either of you guys seen the trailer for the hulk yet? i saw it when i watched x2. i’m kind of excited, but at the same time, the hulk looks kind of fat and goofy. he’s all jiggly and cartoony looking. i’m not sure if he’s a step up from lou ferigno. but then again, i saw the hulk trailer after i saw the reloaded trailer, which i thought was unbelievably beautiful.

By: hume

hume — Tue, 13 May 2003 22:40:52 +0000

i also liked the hulking mass of capitalism thing.

hey charlie, i want to be in one of your stories man!

By: Harry

Harry — Tue, 13 May 2003 17:42:09 +0000

That was the funniest thing I’ve read today. Thanks! I like the part where I turn into a hulking mass of capitalism. It just rings true.

BTW, he wouldn’t have appreciated the dollar. Damn, bums

By: Charlie

Charlie — Tue, 13 May 2003 01:59:37 +0000

Please over look the spelling mistakes. I mispelled steel twice.

By: Charlie

Charlie — Tue, 13 May 2003 01:58:41 +0000

I guess I’m kinda bored, so I’ll write one more funny story.

Harry and I will once again be the two main characters.

Charlie: Harry I’m gonna offer you a chance to be a hero.

Harry: Alright. What do I do have to do.

Charlie: I’m gonna offer you a choice between these two boats. There’s a red boat and a blue boat. The blue boat isn’t really a boat. It’s a canoe shaped steal plated dock supported by 4 steal rods. You take that and walk to safety.

Harry: What about the red one?

Charlie: That’s really a boat. We’ll use it to save people stuck in the flood.

(Harry and Charlie go around the area to save several people who just happened to be well dressed. Then they come across what most people call a homeless person. He’s really a bum.)

Bum: Can you guys save me? My car fell in the river and I’ll need a dollar to get a ride home.

Charlie: Should we help him out?

Harry: Sur….

(The request for a dollar angers Harry and transforms him into a hulking mass of capitalism.)

Harry: Hell no!

(Harry turns the boat around and speeds away leaving the bum to his own devices.)

Charlie: We could have atleast saved him.

Harry: We could have also given him the dollar.
I wonder if he will cherish the dollar that was handed to him. A dollar that I shed my blood for. A dollar that he would have used for booze. How precious is a dollar when it is handed to you freely? No toil or sacrifice to make a dollar more precious. Will my dollar that I spilt blood and sweat for be as precious to him as it is to me. Will he remember my name and sing songs of the man who gave a dollar to him? Is it possible for me to instill in him this preciousness?

Charlie: Yeah, you’re right. Hey look there’s a hot chick in a bikini. She looks like she needs our help.

(Harry and Charlie race over to the rescue.)