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	<title>Harry Park's blog &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>America in Crisis: Plump Pachyderms</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2005 23:51:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harry</dc:creator>
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America is in crisis. Much like the homo sapien citizen, our elephants have succumbed to too much TV and super-sized meals. And in that vein of thinking, Americans, as the world&#8217;s fitness experts, have done for our elephant brethren what we do for ourselves: buy exercise equipment. Yes, an elephant in Alaska now owns a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/TECH/science/09/15/elephant.treadmill.reut/vert.elephant.treadmill.ap.jpg" alt="vert.elephant.treadmill.ap.jpg" width="220" height="242" border="0"></p>
<p>America is in crisis. Much like the <i>homo sapien</i> citizen, our elephants have succumbed to too much TV and super-sized meals. And in that vein of thinking, Americans, as the world&#8217;s fitness experts, have done for our elephant brethren what we do for ourselves: buy exercise equipment. Yes, an elephant in Alaska now owns a treadmill. Here&#8217;s the <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/09/15/elephant.treadmill.reut/index.html" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/www.cnn.com');">story</a>. </p>
<p>Now how long do you think it will be until visitors to the zoo walk by the elephant enclosure and see it being used as a clothes rack. I&#8217;m guessing 3 weeks.</p>
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		<title>Dulcolax keeps the Harvard boys regular</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2004 06:47:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was just cruising my friends&#8217; blogs and I came across this gem I&#8217;d been missing&#8230;
Harry&#8217;s slacking on his site. It&#8217;s been ages. He should post more often, even if it&#8217;s mindless drivel like this.
I kind of want to add a comments section to my website &#8211; make it interactive. The downside &#8211; advertisements.
Well, gotta [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was just cruising my friends&#8217; blogs and I came across this gem I&#8217;d been missing&#8230;</p>
<p><i>Harry&#8217;s slacking on his site. It&#8217;s been ages. He should post more often, even if it&#8217;s mindless drivel like this.<br />
I kind of want to add a comments section to my website &#8211; make it interactive. The downside &#8211; advertisements.<br />
Well, gotta go. I need to get some sleep before my ducolax kicks in.</i></p>
<p>For the full story go <a href="http://www.hume-an.com/thoughts/whatever.html" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/www.hume-an.com');">here</a>.</p>
<p>Omigod that&#8217;s funny.</p>
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		<title>Shameless Self promotion</title>
		<link>http://www.harrypark.com/shameless-self-promotion</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2004 06:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was just on Amazon looking at prices of books I want to sell when I saw this book list that just made me laugh: Books I&#8217;d Write If I Hadn&#8217;t Already Written Them
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was just on <a href="http://www.amazon.com" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/www.amazon.com');">Amazon</a> looking at prices of books I want to sell when I saw this book list that just made me laugh: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/listmania/list-browse/-/21NE1H2NB2JJI/ref=cm_aya_lm_title.more/002-6374232-0955227" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/www.amazon.com');">Books I&#8217;d Write If I Hadn&#8217;t Already Written Them</a></p>
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		<title>Strongbad is awesome</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2004 16:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Strongbad is cool. His 100th email is so damn funny. If you&#8217;ve never heard of homestarrunner, you stink. Don&#8217;t stink and go read the 100th email.
Thanks to Wil Wheaton for making me not stink.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Strongbad is cool. His <a href="http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemailahundred.html" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/www.homestarrunner.com');">100th email</a> is so damn funny. If you&#8217;ve never heard of <a href="http://www.homestarrunner.com/" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/www.homestarrunner.com');">homestarrunner</a>, you stink. Don&#8217;t stink and go read the <a href="http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemailahundred.html" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/www.homestarrunner.com');">100th email.</a></p>
<p>Thanks to <a href="http://www.wilwheaton.net/" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/www.wilwheaton.net');">Wil Wheaton</a> for making me not stink.</p>
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		<title>Keeping it real</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2003 20:12:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just in case you forgot, here&#8217;s Notorious BIG&#8217;s rules.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just in case you forgot, here&#8217;s Notorious BIG&#8217;s <a href="http://www.ohhla.com/anonymous/ntr_big/l_aftr_d/10_crack.big.txt" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/www.ohhla.com');">rules</a>.</p>
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		<title>Ants on the Atkin&#8217;s Diet?</title>
		<link>http://www.harrypark.com/ants-on-the-atkins-diet</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2003 17:58:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A while ago we had a small expeditionary force of ants invade our house.  They weren&#8217;t withdrawing despite taking heavy casualties upon being discovered.  They were nothing if not persistent.  We tried conventional chemical weapons upon them, but didn&#8217;t seem fazed over time.  Then I tried an old trick I learned [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A while ago we had a small expeditionary force of ants invade our house.  They weren&#8217;t withdrawing despite taking heavy casualties upon being discovered.  They were nothing if not persistent.  We tried conventional chemical weapons upon them, but didn&#8217;t seem fazed over time.  Then I tried an old trick I learned from somewhere.  I put coffee grounds at the point where they were invading the house (the back door in our case) and waited for more squads of ants.   Apparently, these ants didn&#8217;t like fully caffeinated coffee which led me to think that my ants are either Mormon or on the Atkins diet which doesn&#8217;t allow caffeine.  Either way, they haven&#8217;t come around any more.  Once again, I am victorious over lower life forms.  Go me.</p>
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		<title>This is why we have computers</title>
		<link>http://www.harrypark.com/this-is-why-we-have-computers</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2003 16:56:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ve always wondered what good computers were for the world.  Well, here&#8217;s the answer.

My top score was 11.  Break it, if you can!!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;ve always wondered what good computers were for the world.  Well, here&#8217;s the <a href="http://game.panlogic.net/" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/game.panlogic.net');">answer</a>.<br />
<span id="more-99"></span><br />
My top score was 11.  Break it, if you can!!</p>
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		<title>Sonic is back!</title>
		<link>http://www.harrypark.com/sonic-is-back</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2003 07:23:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back when I was a kid, I used to spend a good bit of time playing the original Sonic the Hedgehog.  I never did get into all of the sequels with Tails and the Echidna guys.  I picked up a Gamecube collection of all the Sonic classics from Blockbuster for about $7, since [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Back when I was a kid, I used to spend a good bit of time playing the original Sonic the Hedgehog.  I never did get into all of the sequels with Tails and the Echidna guys.  I picked up a <a href="http://www.gamespot.com/gamecube/action/sonicmegacollection/index.html" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/www.gamespot.com');">Gamecube collection</a> of all the Sonic classics from Blockbuster for about $7, since Yara wanted it.  Apparently, Hyunoo wouldn&#8217;t let her play his copy of it.</p>
<p>Now I see that Sonic has made it into medical history!  Here&#8217;s a quote:<br />
<code>But further research is needed to develop Sonic Hedgehog into a medication, and that is expected to take years.<br />
</code><br />
Here&#8217;s the unbelievable <a href="http://www.canada.com/toronto/story.asp?id=7A9A8B49-EA90-4ACB-A2CB-DD7BDA5FE82A" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/www.canada.com');">article</a>.  Here&#8217;s the <a href="http://www.biomed2.man.ac.uk/ns/jb/brotchie.html" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/www.biomed2.man.ac.uk');">website</a> of the principal investigator.  He really doesn&#8217;t look like someone who plays a lot of Sega, but then again we all have secrets.</p>
<p>I wonder if the Sonic the Hedgehog drug and Viagra will have unfortunate consequences.</p>
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		<title>Reunited and it feels so good</title>
		<link>http://www.harrypark.com/reunited-and-it-feels-so-good</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2003 15:41:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OMIGOD.  I just went to my friend&#8217;s website and saw this!  I&#8217;ve been teasing him about how the two of them are twins.  Now these brothers, separated at birth, have been reunited.  Obviously, the world has not ended, so it must mean a new age of prosperity.  Go us!
Charles, I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMIGOD.  I just went to my friend&#8217;s <a href="http://www.charlespaik.com" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/www.charlespaik.com');">website</a> and saw <a href="http://www.charlespaik.com/archives/000189.html#000189" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/www.charlespaik.com');">this</a>!  I&#8217;ve been teasing him about how the two of them are twins.  Now these brothers, separated at birth, have been reunited.  Obviously, the world has not ended, so it must mean a new age of prosperity.  Go us!</p>
<p>Charles, I hope the two of you have a chance to rediscover your fraternal bonds.</p>
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		<title>T-Shirt slogans</title>
		<link>http://www.harrypark.com/t-shirt-slogans</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2003 01:05:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These were good for a mild laugh.  You might enjoy some too.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These were good for a <a href="http://channels.netscape.com/ns/atplay/package.jsp?name=fte/tshirtslogans/tshirtslogans" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/channels.netscape.com');">mild laugh</a>.  You might enjoy some too.</p>
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