America is in crisis. Much like the homo sapien citizen, our elephants have succumbed to too much TV and super-sized meals. And in that vein of thinking, Americans, as the world’s fitness experts, have done for our elephant brethren what we do for ourselves: buy exercise equipment. Yes, an elephant in Alaska now owns a treadmill. Here’s the story.

Now how long do you think it will be until visitors to the zoo walk by the elephant enclosure and see it being used as a clothes rack. I’m guessing 3 weeks.